Night of the Inconvenient Flat

by flammeusgladius

Night of the Inconvenient Flat

 

I’ve spotted a deflated tire.
The horror, people, is extreme!
Is transportation my desire?
I’ve spotted a deflated tire!
Axe murderers’ unreasoned ire
May now engulf me. Oh, bad dream:
I’ve spotted a deflated tire!
The horror, people, is extreme.

 

—Tom Riley