Oh, what a medal John McCain has won!
The hero Steven Spielberg won it, too—
And Hillary’s a member of that crew.
Under a leftist and progressive sun,
John prospers. Joy transcends mere mundane fun—
And John is joyous now. Applaud him, you!
Obama’s aims he hastened to pursue.
Is he puffed up with righteous pride? A ton!
Now he transcends conservative convention.
For adulation he can never lack.
Ted Kennedy will welcome his ascension.
Enthusiasm here must not be slack.
Oh, sing his praises, folks — and never mention
The way he stabbed his voters in the back!