Dildo and Mentz are such likeminded friends
That they would never ever disagree.
When Dildo boasts about his potency,
Over is how his pal, complaisant, bends.
When Mentz says something stupid that offends
Vast multitudes, then Dildo makes a plea
For understanding. “Practice charity!”
He preaches to the spirit that contends.
Their friendship, they know well, was foreordained
And of the Deity’s sublime designing.
By conversation richly entertained,
They share a subtle glance, on friendship dining
In a way that can hardly be explained.
It is a sort of psychic 69-ing.