Getting Away with Murder

by flammeusgladius

Getting Away with Murder


Dave Armstrong’s changed his super-learned mind.
Μάχαιρα isn’t ξίφος, folks — so there!
Because these words are different, Dave will dare
To rule Augustine and Aquinas blind.
The past to which these goofballs were assigned
Wasn’t a venue brainy lads could share.
Of our developments quite unaware,
They stood with caveman concepts long aligned.
But now, as you can see, we have progressed.
Angelic Armstrong and insightful Shea
Know that society must now divest
Itself of concepts such as justice. Hey!
Give all your arguments an endless rest!
With murder, murderers must get away.


—Tom Riley


(Mark Shea crony Dave Armstrong changes his mind on capital punishment.)