Because you used that wretched word, Mark Shea,
Sentence of death now falls upon your head.
The language may recover once you’re dead.
Its speakers may express themselves the way
That Providence intended. Your display
Of idiocy, on absurd pride fed,
May fade from sight — and ears, in holy dread,
Avoid the stupid things you love to say.
I know that, with Pope Bozo, you oppose
Capital punishment. That’s been discussed
For quite a while, through many highs and lows.
That you’re sincere in such weird views I trust.
Death is a grievous penalty, God knows.
But, in this case, you must admit it’s just.
(Planned Parenthood ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea commits felony against English language.)