Lisa Page, Esquire’s oral arguments
Were offered in the court of Peter’s pants.
That’s where their sessions tended to advance
Naturally in the order of events.
These star-crossed lovers shared a heartfelt sense
That they were Clinton people not by chance
But by necessity — so their romance
Should be a Clinton one. Hey! No offense—
But I contend that this was a mistake.
Oh, love’s a drug — and judgment’s what it numbs!
Of course she hungered to relieve his ache.
She sucked so much she often needed Tums.
But parts aside from hearts can also break.
See what his seed inflicted on her gums?