How Romantic!
by flammeusgladius
How Romantic!
Romantic cinema where man meets boy?
Awash in limitless sophistication,
Christian reviewers overflow with joy.
The guile that scheming pederasts employ
Is true enlightenment, not obfuscation.
Romantic cinema where man meets boy
And renders boy a fleeting summer toy?
Line up now to express your approbation!
Christian reviewers overflow with joy.
Contrarians serve only to annoy.
We ought to put them on a reservation.
Romantic cinema where man meets boy
Is on the cutting edge — so don’t be coy!
Embrace the latest stylish iteration!
Christian reviewers overflow with joy.
Their easy psychobabble they deploy
Against your every mental reservation.
Romantic comedy where man meets boy?
Christian reviewers overflow with joy!
—Tom Riley
(Stephen Greydanus reviews Call Me by Your Name.)
Flammeus Gladius 
Well written.
And it gets a 96% rating on Rotten Tomatoes – there’s a surprise….
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