Rectal Probery

by flammeusgladius

Rectal Probery

 

Wrong, Pezzulo. Rape isn’t my topic.
Such assumptions are, well, misanthropic.
Rapists? Ain’t been no sighting.
It is just that your writing
Is unbearably colonoscopic.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

(The Pezzulo accuses critics of psychic rape.)