Dexter’s Guarantee

by flammeusgladius

Dexter’s Guarantee

 

“What is it with you and rape?  No one’s raping anyone.”

 

—Dexter Morgan

 

Sorry to disappoint, you wretched toad:
No one is raping anybody here.
With bogus dread you’re anxious to explode.
Sorry to disappoint, you wretched toad:
I fear your self-deception’s overflowed.
You’re nuts – though maybe crazily sincere.
Sorry to disappoint, you wretched toad:
No one is raping anybody here.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(The Pezzulo reports imaginary rape threats.)