Big Trouble for Little Tommy

by flammeusgladius

Big Trouble for Little Tommy

I’m in big trouble now. The Mighty Shea
Hath sworn that he will fight me tooth and nail—
Or maybe oil and lipid. Can he fail
To smash me in his superhero way?
His volume is a frightening display,
His mass an almost legendary tale.
Some fans have christened him the Killer Whale.
How can I ever hold such force at bay?
My hopes are fading fast. I’ve done the math.
With planetary size I can’t compete.
But wait! I’ll scatter donuts in his path!
As Shea distractions, those work super neat.
At any rate, though fired with righteous wrath,
His giant ass is still right in its seat.

–Tom Riley