Well, Kavanaugh is cooked. There’s an accuser
Who says he tried to rape her long ago.
Insanely drunk, a pig, he tried to use her
To satisfy his lust. Her frantic no
He stifled with his brutish mitt. Her foe
She managed to escape. Gals, give a cheer!
But, though she got away, yea, even so,
She’s struggled with these facts year after year!
Have confidence: her purpose is sincere.
You can’t say that she’s speaking up today
Because she travels in a far-left sphere
And hates the GOP. Come on! No way!
It doesn’t matter how her students rate her.
(I’ll bet a bunch of Russians raped her later.)
(Russian criminals courtesy of Arthouse Tattoo.)