Hero Shea

by flammeusgladius

The Hero Shea

Shea’s a hero. Let glad trumpets blow!
Shea’s a hero. And how do we know?
Well, how can we? I say
There is only one way:
Shea’s a hero – for he told us so.

–Tom Riley

(Planned Parenthood ally and notorious glutton Mark Shea declares himself hero.)