Pitch Man

by flammeusgladius

Pitch Man

Why does he always pitch the welfare state?
Because he is himself a public leech.
Fierce self-reliance he can’t help but hate.
Why does he always pitch the welfare state
And, doubly asinine, pontificate?
Why does he stomp and bellow, hop and screech?
Why does he always pitch the welfare state?
Because he is himself a public leech.

–Tom Riley