Pitch Man
by flammeusgladius
Pitch Man
Why does he always pitch the welfare state?
Because he is himself a public leech.
Fierce self-reliance he can’t help but hate.
Why does he always pitch the welfare state
And, doubly asinine, pontificate?
Why does he stomp and bellow, hop and screech?
Why does he always pitch the welfare state?
Because he is himself a public leech.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 