Still Not Gay
by flammeusgladius
Still Not Gay
Shea’s not gay. Those accounts are all spurious—
And they’re making our hero plain furious.
Buddy, watch what you say!
Shea insists he’s not gay.
Shea’s not gay – just a little bit curious.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 
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