Shea and Company

by flammeusgladius

Shea and Company

Mark Shea is going to crush me – with his pals.
They’re going to gas me in the human pound.
He and a bunch of geeks who dress like gals
Are making one united warlike sound.
With victory their efforts will be crowned.
Afterwards, they’ll pair off and sixty-nine
To celebrate. I cannot say I’ve found
A way to nullify their fierce design.
Oh, what a load of hopelessness is mine!
Shea and his LGBTQ elite
Will scratch out both my eyes and break my spine.
Their righteous leftist fury can’t be beat.
Not one of my persuasion will be spared.
Shea’s made a solemn vow. I’m really scared.

–Tom Riley

(Planned Parenthood ally and dog hater Mark Shea will crush us.)