Injun Hero

by flammeusgladius

Injun Hero

Turns out those white kids didn’t taunt Chief Nate.
Hey, he’s an Injun hero anyway!
After that Twitter river of sheer hate,
Turns out those white kids didn’t taunt Chief Nate.
Friends, if an elder must prevaricate,
Then let him! White kids must not have their say.
Turns out those white kids didn’t taunt Chief Nate.
Hey, he’s an Injun hero anyway!

–Tom Riley

(Lincoln Memorial narrative disproved by full video.)