Covington kids did not insult you, Nate—
So I am here to do exactly that.
I could just hurl the vile curse “Democrat”—
A name that God and all his angels hate.
But that would be too merciful a fate
For such as you, a vulgar, lying rat
With Gollum’s scraggly hair and brain of gnat.
It is my duty to elaborate.
Crazy Horse is a figure I’ve admired
For many years. No spiritual runt,
He built the great alliance and aspired
To glory. He fought fiercely and in front
Of all the warriors he had inspired.
You? You harassed a schoolboy. What a cunt!
(Crazy Horse, first named Light Hair, a real indigenous leader.)