Yes, the rat will get whacked. It’s a sick
Prison milieu that misses that trick.
Michael Cohen will pay.
That’s what all experts say.
Let us hope it’s not easy and quick!
(Gambino heir predicts Cohen assassination.)
Colbert’s funny – or so it appears.
Some fans laugh so damn hard they shed tears.
Must the show go on? Let it.
I myself just don’t get it—
Though I will say he has funny ears.
The Stoic Lover
Souls by their bodies borne away
Might never meet again.
That’s something that I had to say
Before I said amen.
Facebook battles it’s wise to avoid.
Though you start the fight simply annoyed,
It could soon drive you mad—
And all madness is bad.
Plus, the victory’s never enjoyed.
In your words do I find an affront?
Am I subtle – and you maybe blunt?
Does your voice make me tense?
Not in any real sense:
I just recognize you as a cunt.
Hate Poem of a Hatemonger
They told me hate was bad, but, when I tried
To fudge the evil, then my heart rebelled.
I felt the conflict, and aloud I cried.
Around my indecision, voices swelled.
One said that, if at last the cat were belled,
The murder of the mice could go unmentioned.
One rose to contradict, and boldly held
That such vague smiles, however well-intentioned,
Were evil’s slaves, employed and richly-pensioned
By what had done the murders from the first.
Custom snarled at my left hand, ill-conventioned.
My sense of justice threatened it might burst.
But now my troubled soul no longer aches.
I’m smiling. I’ve erected many stakes.