Got Him Off

by flammeusgladius

Got Him Off

Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Because of how he thrills “her” secret part!
That’s how a “lady” always acts. Cough, cough.
Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Why, simple gratitude! No need to scoff:
His oral service comes straight from the heart.
Why did Michelle Obama get him off?
Because of how he thrills “her” secret part!

–Tom Riley

(Charges dropped against hate hoaxer Jussie Smollett.)