Real Work

by flammeusgladius

Real Work

(for Stollers)

Get off your lazy ass, you big fat jerk!
This isn’t how America was made!
(Timothy Stoll is doing work. Real work.)

Clearly, you’re dripping with the urge to shirk.
At the word “job,” you’re suddenly afraid.
Get off your lazy ass, you big fat jerk!

You’re driving the industrious berserk!
Luckily, there’s a guy who makes the grade:
Timothy Stoll is doing work – real work!

You’re not impressed? Erase that stupid smirk!
We will not see such disrespect displayed!
Get off your lazy ass, you big fat jerk!

Your very sessile presence tends to irk.
Why are you now expecting to be paid?
Timothy Stoll is doing work. Real work!

He’s a true hero now, like Captain Kirk.
His standards have by you, though, been betrayed.
Get off your lazy ass, you big fat jerk!
Timothy Stoll is doing work. (Real work!)

–Tom Riley