Michelle Obama Is Absolutely Gorgeous!

by flammeusgladius

Michelle Obama Is Absolutely Gorgeous!

The spirit of Joan Rivers just appeared
To screech well-meaning warnings in my face:
“Truth isn’t a defense here, lad! Two-tiered,
Our justice system truly has no trace
Of justice in it! No, not if you place
Your life, as I did mine, in jeopardy.
I recognized that creature as a case
Of bogus womanhood. They murdered me!”
She had a point, that ghost – and finally
I’m willing to adjust to what I know
Is false. All hail your femininity,
Michelle Obama! Look: I’m bowing low!
I’ll even praise the beauty that ain’t there.
My life, therefore, is one you ought to spare.

–Tom Riley