Confidence Man

by flammeusgladius


Confidence Man


Mike Thornton – our moronic leftist troll—

Predicts with confidence a Biden win.

Stupidity of this sort is a sin,

Especially when poll on silly poll

Is trotted out as proof that such a goal

Will be achieved.  Dear Mike:  that’s simply spin.

You laugh your ass off now, but Trump will grin

As Biden is assigned the loser’s role.

We’ve seen it all before.  But don’t repent!

Instead, we’re begging you to double down.

With Biden’s foolishness we’re not content.

We all agree we need another clown

To make us merry after the event.

We shall award a dunce cap as your crown.


–Tom Riley