Why He Won’t Be Charged
by flammeusgladius
Why He Won’t Be Charged
Revised answers he blithely invented?
Tortured lapses that left discontented
Both his allies and foes?
We can’t blame him for those.
It is clear the poor loser’s demented.
–Tom Riley
I take it he’s been like that the whole time. Didn’t anyone notice?
It’s why he was chosen.