Sound of the Man Working on the Chain Gang
by flammeusgladius
The Sound of the Man Working on the Chain Gang
How do you make a black friend? Bring a chain!
Joe Biden did, and everything worked out
Just fine. So that’s a rule we must maintain:
How do you make a black friend? Bring a chain.
Joe’s threats against that Corn Pop guy – a pain
Right in Joe’s ass! – succeeded. Do you doubt?
How do you make a black friend? Bring a chain!
Joe Biden did – and everything worked out!
–Tom Riley
(Biden story recommends chains and threats as best way of dealing with black guys.)