Sound of the Man Working on the Chain Gang

by flammeusgladius

The Sound of the Man Working on the Chain Gang

 

How do you make a black friend?  Bring a chain!

Joe Biden did, and everything worked out

Just fine.  So that’s a rule we must maintain:

How do you make a black friend?  Bring a chain.

Joe’s threats against that Corn Pop guy – a pain

Right in Joe’s ass! – succeeded.  Do you doubt?

How do you make a black friend?  Bring a chain!

Joe Biden did – and everything worked out!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(Biden story recommends chains and threats as best way of dealing with black guys.)