Clandestine Cleverness

by flammeusgladius

Clandestine Cleverness

 

 
Since Trump has failed to go away,
We need a Gallic superspy:
Pierre Delecto has his say!

He’s LDS but slightly gay.
His suave assurance none deny.
Since Trump has failed to go away,

The Left is seized with sheer dismay.
Hey, folks, there ain’t no need to cry!
Pierre Delecto has his say

On your behalf! The games he’ll play
Are limitless. He isn’t shy.
Since Trump has failed to go away,

Our hero hastens to the fray!
On this persona please rely:
Pierre Delecto has his say!

The fictional don’t need to pay
Taxes upon their piece of pie.
Since Trump has failed to go away,
Pierre Delecto has his say!

 

 
–Tom Riley

 

 

 

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(Mitt Romney transitions into Pierre Delecto.)