Now Catholic theologians give advice
On tactics. Give advice? No! Make demands
Instead! Trump’s not, they tell us, being nice
When he avenges severed feet and hands
Of service members hurt in distant lands;
When he whacks out a major terrorist.
Are missiles all an orange beast understands?
Well, now he has our theologians pissed!
His policy should have a limper wrist.
He ought to send more money – and some flowers.
The mullahs in Iran would then insist
On lying with our guys in peaceful bowers.
This sort of faith is something that I doubt.
Do we have enemies? Then whack them out!