The Dispossessed
Leftist loonies are pulling out hairs.
They profess to love change, but change scares.
With their wails they are free.
How on earth can this be?
The Ninth Circuit is no longer theirs!
–Tom Riley
(Trump flips Ninth Circuit.)
Winners Are Losers
Bernie won. Bernie Bros shout amen!
For the socialist option their yen
is as strong as can be.
But it’s vain finally.
Dems are certain to cheat him again.
–Tom Riley
The Case of the Defective Defector
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector.
His leftist hosts laugh loud behind his back—
But poor Rick has a lousy laugh detector.
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector
Who thinks that Donald Trump is Dr. Lecter
Without the brain. Rick’s nightmares? Hard to track.
Rick Wilson is a GOP defector.
His leftist hosts laugh loud behind his back.
–Tom Riley
Fringe Benefit
Mark Shea’s leftism now is laid bare.
He votes Commie with never a care.
If you dare disagree,
Then accursed shall you be!
Shea sure hopes Creepy Joe sniffs his hair.
–Tom Riley
Forbidden Lectures
Rush Limbaugh shouldn’t lecture Mayor Pete
While Mayor Pete is preaching to us all.
Let right-wing talk freaks feel our leftist heat!
Rush Limbaugh shouldn’t lecture Mayor Pete—
Whose gay-assed Christian virtue is complete
Beyond the point of troglodyte recall.
Rush Limbaugh shouldn’t lecture Mayor Pete
While Mayor Pete is preaching to us all.
–Tom Riley
Deacon Steve
Amongst similar lame PC dinks,
He holds forth. His analysis stinks:
As he blathers along,
He gets everything wrong.
Why the fuck should we care what he thinks?
–Tom Riley
(Deacon Steve psychoanalyzes Trump supporters.)
Never
Rest assured: even
in eternity, you will never
find sufficient time.
–Tom Riley
Let’s Get Critical
Lousy books win predictable praise.
Blurbs recycle a fine hackneyed phrase
With dishonest intent.
You don’t like it? Get bent!
This is how Lit World functions these days.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 