Immediate Apprehension
by flammeusgladius
Immediate Apprehension
She doesn’t have to reason. She just knows.
A good thing, too, since reasoning is not
Amongst her skills. At reasoning she blows.
(She practices her oral sex a lot.)
Fuck “truth” and all that patriarchal rot!
She casts a spell of seeing – and she sees.
She grasps the stuff that Sleepy Joe forgot.
You’re looking for a demonstration? Please!
Are we upset with her inanities,
Pissed at her bogus revolution show?
We’re no more pissed at that than at her sleaze.
Why aren’t we furious? What do we know
That makes it so her shit can only bore us?
She only cares about her own clitoris.
–Tom Riley
(Patheos slut Rebecca Bratten Weiss knows what Trump cares about.)