Two Vowels

Two Vowels

 
“Alpha implies Omega!” he intoned.
I sneered: “But aren’t there other alphabets?
Order is something frequently disowned.”
“Alpha implies Omega!” he intoned.
“Reality indeed is solid-boned.
Convention, though, is what this world forgets.”
“Alpha implies Omega!” he intoned.
I sneered: “But aren’t there other alphabets?”

 
–Tom Riley

Stylist

The Stylist

 
In beautiful prose,
we admit, you expressed your
empty, ugly heart.

 
–Tom Riley

Intro D.

Intro D.

 
Doctor of Introspection, you should know:
You’ll never cure yourself of what you are.
The self is irreducible – and so,
Doctor of Introspection, you should know
The pointlessness of this cerebral show.
You’re wishing on a long-collapsed dark star,
Doctor of Introspection. You should know
You’ll never cure yourself of what you are.

 
–Tom Riley

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Anguish and Disappointment

Anguish and Disappointment

 

(for Oscar Sparrow)

 

Some Brit just knocked me down from number one
To number two on Amazon! Oh, sure:
Whatever any Irishman has done,
A Brit will not be able to endure.
He’ll always do his utmost to secure
Imperial supremacy, and we,
The Irish, so provincial and impure,
Will end up battered by inequity.
Success was there before excited me.
That Life-of-Riley stuff was coming true.
But when my heart was thrilled, what did I see?
Anguish and disappointment: nothing new.
What did I do? Of course I bought his book.
I’ll have some whiskey as I take a look.

 

–Tom Riley

 

 

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Joe and His Undead Brain Are Still Number One!

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Answering the Call

Answering the Call

 
Something’s failing deep, deep in my bones.
Something’s calling for cries and for groans.
Am I deaf? Not at all.
No, I hear the dire call—
But I answer in calm, level tones.

 
–Tom Riley

Case of the COVID-19 Hypocrite

The Case of the COVID-19 Hypocrite

To you and me, Shea preaches mitigation—
And then, right out in public, Fat Boy spits.
Can anybody say I’m picking nits
When I condemn his foul expectoration?
To him, of course, it’s no real innovation
To share excrescences – piss, boogers, shits.
But this is worse: amongst the hypocrites
He’s sure to find his final hellish station.
That’s Circle Eight, in case you don’t recall.
With sinners of his own dishonest class
He’ll suffer. Lying will not help at all—
But lies will there still constitute his sass.
Demonic spittle on his face will fall.
He’ll have to wear a mask across his ass.

–Tom Riley

Vlad the Commentator

Vlad the Commentator

 
Soon you will
all be impaled on my
point of view!

 
–Tom Riley

 

Are We at Flammeus Gladius Going NUTS?

Are We at Flammeus Gladius Going NUTS?

 
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