Stop the Spread!

by flammeusgladius

Stop the Spread!

 
Mr. Alt wears a mask, you dumb hick.
Self and others stay thereby not sick.
In Alt’s mask there’s a hole?
Hey, don’t fret, bless your soul!
It’s a small hole – for Mr. Shea’s dick.

 
–Tom Riley

 
(Note: I am not here claiming any knowledge of the sexual habits of Scott Eric Alt and his daddy Mark Shea. Not in the least. And I couldn’t care less about this nauseating subject. I am alleging only psychological psodomy and philosophical phellatio. These two provide evidence for this allegation on a daily basis. T.R.)