Real Expertise

by flammeusgladius

Real Expertise

 
You earned your Ph.D. in something fake.
Now we accept your expertise as real.
For orders from our experts how we ache!
You earned your Ph.D. – in something fake—
Didn’t you? We won’t call that a mistake.
Impressed is how we all propose to feel.
You earned your Ph.D.? In something fake?
Now we accept your expertise as real!

 
–Tom Riley