Voted Most Likely to Be Cornholed by a Male Escort in a Motel Room

by flammeusgladius

Voted Most Likely to Be Cornholed by a Male Escort in a Motel Room

 
Archbishop Gregory is lecturing
Again. It can’t be called a homily.
Some love to hear his reflex bullshit ring.
With all his pieties they must agree.
It’s a taste that makes zero sense to me.
There are way better Communists around
To preach elite implausibility
In halls where gullibility is found.
I myself cannot bear the bogus sound.
We all know he’s a pal of pederasts
And by their coronets of bullshit crowned.
Where in our need are proud iconoclasts?
Libel? You’re joking. Words cannot besmirch
The Andrew Gillum of the Catholic Church.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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