Flammeus Gladius

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Month: June, 2020

Voted Most Likely to Be Cornholed by a Male Escort in a Motel Room

Voted Most Likely to Be Cornholed by a Male Escort in a Motel Room

 
Archbishop Gregory is lecturing
Again. It can’t be called a homily.
Some love to hear his reflex bullshit ring.
With all his pieties they must agree.
It’s a taste that makes zero sense to me.
There are way better Communists around
To preach elite implausibility
In halls where gullibility is found.
I myself cannot bear the bogus sound.
We all know he’s a pal of pederasts
And by their coronets of bullshit crowned.
Where in our need are proud iconoclasts?
Libel? You’re joking. Words cannot besmirch
The Andrew Gillum of the Catholic Church.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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At the Archbishopric

At the Archbishopric

 

Of course Archbishop Gregory, who shielded
Molesters with such sympathetic zeal
That you might almost have to say he fielded
A few stray balls himself, could not conceal
His snotty attitude toward Trump.  To feel
Such hatred toward the right-wing president
Is mandatory in that realm. The spiel
His Pederasty uttered, self-content,
Was therefore wholly meaningless. He sent
No message – but just gave a little twitch.
Did he then, with a conscience slack and bent,
Stalk off to be some macho escort’s bitch?
I won’t say that. The mincing fraud might sue.
I will say that he really wanted to.

 

–Tom Riley

 

America’s only black Catholic archbishop rips Trump in first public speech: ‘He diminishes our ...

(Archbishop Wilton Gregory denounces Trump.)

Contrary Claim

Contrary Claim

 

Your claim, sir, is that God created you.
I figure he had better things to do.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Silence of the Ravens

The Silence of the Ravens

 

Once again, this
rudderless morning, Odin’s dark messengers
declined to speak.

 

–Tom Riley

 

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Theranos Syndrome

The Theranos Syndrome

 

Mattis isn’t expelling mere gas.
He’s a lord of our warrior class,
And his insights are rich—
Though that Theranos bitch
Had his tongue all the way up her ass.

 

–Tom Riley

 

(Elizabeth Holmes trained General Mattis as a submissive.)

Biblical Diet

Biblical Diet

 

With resentment Jim Mattis is burning.
In expression he’s far from discerning.
In addition to lies,
“Nazi! Nazi!” he cries
Like a mad dog to vomit returning.

 

–Tom Riley

 

James Mattis

Shape of Justice

The Shape of Justice

 

In Seattle’s autonomous zone
There are no cops. You’re quite on your own
If you’re mugged, robbed, or raped.
That’s how justice is shaped.
Black lives matter – and black lives alone.

 

–Tom Riley

Lots of Kneeling to Come

Lots of Kneeling to Come

 

Guardsmen swiftly descend to their knees.
Mobs of looters don’t have to say please.
What a glorious day!
This is progress, I say.
And who’s smiling? The Commie Chinese.

 

–Tom Riley

 

Real Expertise

Real Expertise

 
You earned your Ph.D. in something fake.
Now we accept your expertise as real.
For orders from our experts how we ache!
You earned your Ph.D. – in something fake—
Didn’t you? We won’t call that a mistake.
Impressed is how we all propose to feel.
You earned your Ph.D.? In something fake?
Now we accept your expertise as real!

 
–Tom Riley

Always Productive

Always Productive

 
He fancies he’s a scholar and a wit—
And thinks you ought to pay him for his shit.

 
–Tom Riley

 

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