Renewable Resource

by flammeusgladius

Renewable Resource

 

COVID-19 is spreading everywhere,
But all Mark Shea can think about is money.
His big red face is overgrown with hair.
He thinks that he is scholarly and funny.
He thinks his every oral fart should earn
His weight in gold and gems and other treasure.
And that’s a lot of weight! The world must learn
To pay him for his arrogance past measure.
The really entertaining thing is this:
Some idiots are absolutely willing
To pucker up for such a costly kiss.
He makes a buck, though not his longed-for killing.
Few things are more incredible than that.
If only he could monetize his fat!

 

–Tom Riley