Tale of a Gorgeous Succubus who Could Cook, Too!

by flammeusgladius

Tale of a Gorgeous Succubus who Could Cook, Too!

 

“Your ghost wife is a cook of sheer perfection!”
“She’s also really something in the sack!”
He boasted, more with triumph than affection.
“Your ghost wife is a cook of sheer perfection,”
The dinner guest repeated. Circumspection
Stayed him from prophesying an attack.
Your ghost wife is a cook of sheer perfection!
She’s also really something in the sack….

 

–Tom Riley

 

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