Your Latest Helping of Social Justice
Your Latest Helping of Social Justice
It is time for some redistribution
Of America’s wealth. Diminution
Is what your account knows—
But Pelosi’s just grows.
Don’t expect her to make restitution.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius
Carmina et Verba pro Discipulis Meis
Month: December, 2020
December 31, 2020
December 30, 2020
And She Means to Win
And She Means to Win
Does Michelle, as they say, have a cock?
Oh, come on: that is clearly a crock.
For her bulk and venation
There’s a good explanation:
She’s preparing to wrestle the Rock.
–Tom Riley
December 29, 2020
Wise Advice
Wise Advice
“Follow Xi’s wise advice, Puppet Joe!
Let the font of servility flow!
We gave Hunter big bucks—
Plus some underage fucks.
Now obey!” How can Biden say no?
–Tom Riley
December 28, 2020
Outclassed at the Revolution
Outclassed at the Revolution
Sad truth: half
Of all kulaks will vote
To be liquidated.
–Tom Riley
December 27, 2020
Message of Today
Message of Today
“In the past, climate change was okay—
But you focus on virus today!
So commands Chairman Xi—
And you have to agree!”
Answers Francis: “I hear and obey.”
–Tom Riley
December 26, 2020
Deracination Proclamation
Deracination Proclamation
Remove those statues of the rebel Lee—
So we can all be slaves of Chairman Xi!
–Tom Riley
December 25, 2020
Merry COVID Christmas
Merry COVID Christmas
Merry Christmas! (The Grinch Fauci, though,
Won’t permit any merriment. Slow
Will recovery be—
If it comes finally.
Not at all can a heart like his grow.)
–Tom Riley
December 24, 2020
Polite Refusal
Polite Refusal
Joe Biden will unite us. So I’m told.
I am not pressing down your leg hairs, Joe,
No matter how you beg. Absurd and old,
Joe Biden will unite us. So I’m told
By folks who on his blarney have been sold.
Here’s where a free man simply answers no.
Joe Biden will unite us? So I’m told.
I am not pressing down your leg hairs, Joe.
–Tom Riley
December 23, 2020
Cause for Celebration
Cause for Celebration
“America will join the world again!”
Do I hear Chinese tyrants celebrating
At how their mindless puppets say amen?
America will join the world again?
Why did we fight for independence, then?
With what and whom are we cooperating?
“America will join the world again!”
Do I hear Chinese tyrants celebrating?
–Tom Riley
December 22, 2020
Good Old Rebel
We are told to unite behind Joe.
Such subservience didn’t come slow
In the unmanly hell
Where the RINO types dwell.
I will not act in unison, though.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 