What Do You Give a Cute Vampire for Christmas?

by flammeusgladius

What Do You Give a Cute Vampire for Christmas?

 

(for Lucy Westenra)

 

Number one: keep your panic in check.
Is there mistletoe? Oh, what the heck!
What you read in her eyes
May not be bloody lies.
It’s incumbent to offer your neck.

 

–Tom Riley