Leader, Leader, Peter-Eater

by flammeusgladius

Leader, Leader, Peter-Eater

 

In a private and unrestrained way,
Barack dissed Buttigieg: “Short – and gay.”
Well, Barack, you are tall.
Are you straight, though, at all?
Does Michelle have a phallus? Do say!

 

–Tom Riley

 

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(First gay president discounts potential second gay president.)