Gargle Lye
by flammeusgladius
Gargle Lye
“You have to pay attention to the meeting!”
I’m pretty sure I’d rather gargle lye.
“This is a needful and complex proceeding.
You have to pay attention to the meeting!”
My heart is growing cold. My liver’s bleeding.
A ready smile I cannot even try.
“You have to pay attention to the meeting!”
I’m pretty sure I’d rather gargle lye.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 
One of these days CRT training is going to hit me at my government job. I’ll think of these verses.