Dennis O’Brien’s back in town—
This global town, which shrinks apace.
When lofty leaders play the clown,
He’ll kick them in some nether place—
But do it with aplomb and grace,
Two qualities not now in style.
In rhyme will he present his case.
Blog followers: don’t touch that dial!
We’ve waited more than just a while
For his return. Does madness grow?
Do anti-fascists shout Sieg Heil?
Does Biden’s brain grow yet more slow?
It doesn’t frighten me a bit.
Dennis will scourge them – with his wit.