Battle-Hardened

by flammeusgladius

Battle-Hardened

What battles has this scarecrow soldier won?
He gave our guys a woke curriculum!
What other liars failed to do, he’s done.
What battles has this scarecrow soldier won?
He doesn’t need to win no battles, son!
Your emphasis on such grows wearisome.
What battles has this scarecrow soldier won?
He gave our guys a woke curriculum!

–Tom Riley

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(Professional Lee detractor Ty Seidule is also senior editor of The West Point Guide to Gender and War.)