Even the Pronouns
by flammeusgladius
Even the Pronouns
Even the pronouns bellow in your ear:
“Request for purer English is denied!”
Amigo: no one holds such standards dear.
Even the pronouns bellow in your ear
That the old words will swiftly disappear,
Replaced by borrowed ones. “Desist!” they’ve cried.
Even the pronouns bellow in your ear:
“Request for purer English is denied!”
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 
Zhey (non-CISgender non- binary genderfluid confused people) do not tell me what pronoun to use.
Them is so crazy me doesn’t can grammar with zhey.
If it goes on, the language will dissolve in a vat of idiocy.