Ant in a Grasshopper World

Ant in a Grasshopper World

Industriously, she saved
the dollars that would soon
be worth nothing.

–Tom Riley

Flip a Coin

Flip a Coin

Oh, which is Father Conroy – sodomite
Or catamite? The Jesuits flip coins
Nowadays, keeping options well in sight.
Oh, which is Father Conroy – sodomite
Or soft, submissive butthole? Hey, the night
Is not yet scripted in his ass or loins!
Oh, which is Father Conroy – sodomite
Or catamite? The Jesuits flip coins.

–Tom Riley

Invincible

Invincible

A conflict Oedipal up in the sky—
Where copters watched and all the world could see.
The news was this: that everyone would die
Who didn’t bow to Dad’s philosophy.
Mercy perhaps to those who bent the knee
Might be afforded by the Viltrumites.
The Mustached God insisted you agree.
What followed was the messiest of fights.
Humanity has had its noble knights,
Mark Grayson – the Immortal being one.
But you’re the best according to my lights.
The stubborn love of one down-beaten son
Defeated Omni-Man and all his power.
Your broken body stood, a shining tower.

–Tom Riley

Wokester

Wokester

Are you woke? Not as woke as Tim Stoll!
He is woke through the night, on the whole:
Finds it real hard to rest.
He can truly attest:
Being woke is a curse, not a goal.

–Tom Riley

Endangered Species

Endangered Species

Biden’s press conference made the truth clear:
He is neither all there, nor yet here.
If some brain cells remain,
Their existence is vain,
Their extinction incredible near.

–Tom Riley

Need to Vomit Yet?

Need to Vomit Yet?

Well, the press conference settled the question:
Joe’s dementia is no mere suggestion;
It is not a mere act.
It’s observable fact!
And it troubles the nation’s digestion.

–Tom Riley

A Brand New New Orleans

A Brand New New Orleans

(for the Rev. Larry Beane)

In New Orleans, the Rebel cause is done.
They rush to worship Zulu idols now.
You Western Civ types shouldn’t have a cow.
Idolatry is popular and fun!
In former European times, the Sun
Was worshipped – as historians allow.
So why can’t our society kowtow
To savage whores? Your reasons given? None!
Let spiritual license now extend
Into the region of the Southern Cross!
Monotheistic claptrap had to end.
We douse our cities now in heathen sauce.
Crudity is the message we intend.
The Christian heroes of the South? No loss.

–Tom Riley

Broad-Brimmed Hat of the God Augustus

Broad-Brimmed Hat of the God Augustus

Emperor adored Apollo
as tutelary deity, remained shy
of the sun.

–Tom Riley

Works of Mercy

Works of Mercy

The works of mercy now are popular
Amongst our crowd of false apologists.
Folks: frauds and parasites are what they are.
The works of mercy now are popular
In their absurd environs as they star
In their own shows, compile their virtue lists.
The works of mercy now are popular
Amongst the crowd of false apologists.

–Tom Riley

Sacred Right

Sacred Right

The sacred right of child dismemberment
Is what Joe Biden’s eager to defend.
With Merrick Garland at his side, he’ll bend
Heaven and earth to battle our descent
Into respect for life. All discontent
With Roe v. Wade as truth revealed must end!
What part of “FUCK OFF” don’t you comprehend,
Misogynist pro-lifers? Now repent!
Such is the message sent by Catholic Joe—
And I for one could not be more delighted.
Biden’s a wimp as adversaries go.
Putin and Xi have never been affrighted
Less of a president. The end of Roe,
With Joe as advocate, is clearly sighted.

–Tom Riley