Another Action Hero to Admire

by flammeusgladius

Another Action Hero to Admire

Sean Hannity suggests assassination.
I’m sure that Comrade Putin’s terrified
Of the chief ninja master in our nation:
Assassin Sean, both strong and steely-eyed!
The skills of Sean, of course, can’t be denied.
Does Putin think he knows some martial arts?
Sean laughed so hard at this, he nearly died.
He’s not afraid of aging Russian farts!
He’ll soon apply his muscle and his smarts
To the task. Putin then will be no more.
Sean’s currently preparing ninja darts
And throwing stars with which to end this war.
Putin, that slob, will soon be on a slab.
But first, a few more hours of empty gab….

–Tom Riley