Winner of the Dance-Off
by flammeusgladius
Winner of the Dance-Off
Zelensky dances charmingly in heels—
And thus must be victorious at last.
Behind his nation’s many shady deals,
Zelensky dances charmingly in heels
And to our deep state perverts he appeals.
Putin, who’s bald, is thoroughly outclassed.
Zelensky dances charmingly in heels—
And thus must be victorious at last.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius 