To the Rescue

by flammeusgladius

To the Rescue

Don’t worry, you Ukrainians! Mark Shea
Is tweeting hourly – and he’s on your side.
He means to rescue you the Biden way.
His gift of gab he’s eager to apply.
Due to his intervention, you won’t die.
His words will turn aside approaching tanks.
His power Mr. Putin can’t deny.
Your pretty blondes will have to give him thanks.
Applauded now by unappealing skanks,
He’s eager for a cuter audience.
Behold: his outraged posts are forming ranks!
Indignant, he will govern all events.
That’s what he seems to think, at any rate.
I wouldn’t let him dominate my fate.

–Tom Riley