Fat-Ass White Savior Done Saved the Black Folk Again!
by flammeusgladius
Fat-Ass White Savior Done Saved the Black Folk Again!
A new commandment Shea bestows on us:
“Thou shalt be woke and shalt not mock the woke!”
It follows that we must not make a joke
That Shea does not approve of. On our bus,
He’s now a Freedom Rider! Don’t discuss
How dated is his posture here, nor choke
On his self-righteousness! Wrapped in a cloak
Of many colors, he’s dead serious.
He loves the Black Experience. He does!
There’s never been a savior quite as white
As he is. He transcends red facial fuzz
And honky intonations. Dyn-o-mite!
He cries with a decided nasal buzz.
But still, you Negroes think he’s peachy, right?
–Tom Riley

He so BAD he gots ta git DOWN and git funky (circa 1974)
Ain’t it the truth, gangsta!