His finest efforts didn’t sell. That’s why he started writing trash. He strove for an artistic spell. His finest efforts didn’t sell. The rabbit hole led straight to Hell. The forest of his dreams was ash. His finest efforts didn’t sell. That’s why he started writing trash.
I hope it selled in the end
Maybe in the afterlife, Phil. Maybe in the afterlife. https://freeclassicebooks.com/Mark%20Twain/Captain%20Stormfield's%20Visit%20to%20Heaven.pdf