Star of the Show

by flammeusgladius

Star of the Show

Lloyd Austin wants you, soldier boy, to know
That gender bullshit isn’t shit at all:
It’s science. Ready for the donkey show?
You will not be the donkey, please recall:
You will not be the one to have a ball
Or even watch remote from donkey dick.
Up on Lloyd Austin’s stage, you’ll writhe and crawl.
Even if you’re a hunk, you’ll be the chick.
When Austin tells you to, you’ll turn the trick
That’s scheduled – and sincerely like it, too!
You can’t object that progress here is sick.
That is what backward types like Putin do!
Accept your country’s standards, now in style—
And keep in mind: we want to see that smile!

–Tom Riley