Getting Hammered in Pelosi-Land
by flammeusgladius
Getting Hammered in Pelosi-Land
Bi-guy Paul’s extramarital tryst
Went awry. But now leftists insist
It was sheer MAGA hate
That assailed Nancy’s mate.
Opportunity must not be missed.
–Tom Riley
Flammeus Gladius
Carmina et Verba pro Discipulis Meis
Flammeus Gladius 
Nailed it!
Brevity is the soul of wit. Something Polonius got right.